just tell them you hate Swansea... after all you do right... please tell.me you are not going as a half red half white shirt.
I bet they can tell which part of wales you are from and smell the scouse off you. anyway.. they'd know right off someone new is in there as a red not a blue.
did it once at WHam doing fine till we went 3-0 up when for some reason some twigged . When the 4th went in things became "interesting" . Not sure i'd recommend with a bunch of Taffs though
I think he should pretend to be a Cardiff fan and yell out unhelpful advice. Yell out things like "ATTACK!" Whenever their centre backs get the ball... And "HOOF IT". "HANDBALL" whenever Alison picks the ball up.
i think Colin ****ers constant attacks on the integrity of the refs may have had an unintended effect . to which all i can say is shame twathead