Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Boring?

Go to bed you tragic old cretin.

 

I’d have brought Sanchez on maybe and gone 541 rather than bring that cart horse on.

 

I never expected us to get this far, so all of this is a bonus.

Let us enjoy the ride and be friends, yeah, Tel?

There's no need for wummery.

 

Why do you always ask me that? We have Samsung, Dong the dog eater and colander. Why that one?

 

Breathless half of footie that. Raheem Sterling is has become an incredible player this season. Expecting City to come at Spurs full tilt again the 2nd half

If the Spuds blow this one having effectively being 3-0 up, Kipper might as well emigrate to the ****ing moon.

 

Shut it twat!

 

Really stupid decision, it's like he just threw a body on the pitch for the sake of it.

 

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Where were we effectively 3-0 up??

 

You know I’d never accuse you of this because I know you’re a fine poster but some people who don’t know you so well might conclude it’s a tiny tiny bit racist.

 

Is that Skiddy, staggering all over the board, like a piss-stained tramp?

I have the Bell back on IGNORE .

 

We've played ****ing ****e im that 1st half. Porto need 4 in 45 mins though

 

What you gonna do you deformed sack of ****? You look like somebody has bleached Slimer ffs.

 

The fat **** might as well, this is their cup final after all.

 

1-2 up in the game. 1-3 up on agg, with City needing to score 4 to win in.

So yes, effectively 3-0 up.

 

When you were 2-1 up mate. They needed 3 goals at that point.

 

You can’t get the fat guitarist out of your head can you.

 

At 2-1, they needed to score 3.