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Britain is Great

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Apr 13, 2019.

  1. Spurlock

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    Let's discuss the positives of this great Island of ours. I feel as though Brexit has dragged us through the **** and our rep is rock bottom.

    Let the World see that we offer more than shagging and getting pissed whilst off our heads off cheap drugs

    I'll go first

    Fish n Chips...wow...up there in my top 3...Can't forget the Mushy peas

    Scones with fresh clotted cream and Raspberry Jam provided by Mavis during change of Innings when I used to play District League cricket on Saturdays

    Old Gentlemen with flat caps and sublime manners and wit

    A basic Education system and the NHS <applause>
     
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  2. Stan

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    Chicken tikka masala.
     
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    I like a good spicy curry <ok>
     
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    Voted Britain’s most popular food. <ok>
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Aamir Khan
     
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    I was going to add "but not one of @The Ginger Nigga 's" in my post above and then see your post <laugh>
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Beau Brummell

    The inventor of the modern day Suit

    Can't beat the classy feeling of wearing a well Tailored suit
     
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    Got to be single breasted though.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    Snooker

    Snooker was invented by a Slough man - Sir Neville Francis Fitzgerald Chamberlain, who was born at Upton Park on 13 January 1856. Chamberlain trained at Sandhurst Military College before joining the 11th Devonshire Regiment in 1873 and being posted to India. It was in 1875 that Chamberlain created snooker.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    That would be considered cultural appropriation if I dressed up as an Indian but you pretending to be an English gent is ok ?

    Double standards
     
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    The sense of humour and the warmth of the people always hits me when I come home (although that might be because I live up North!).

    It starts as soon as you hit the passport queue.
     
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    There’s so much hate for certain groups that we Jews get relatively little heat.
     
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  15. Stan

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    It’s not like that in the South bruv.
     
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    He's talking about Heathrow. It's good up North <whistle>
     
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    Jack the Ripper.
     
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    Cultural appropriation

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    Cultural appropriation

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  19. Treble

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    There's a lot of love too bro.

    Stop being such a schnitzel!
     
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    Give it a rest, you boring ****.
     
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