Would you rather kick every puppy you see, steal every toddler's lollypop, or push a few old ladies with weak hips in front of buses? I'm asking for someone else.
Pushing old ladies gives the more satisfying splat sound, but stealing lollies gives you a good snack. No good comes out of kicking puppies.
So you're actually being kind by stealing from toddlers. You're saving them from future diabetes and obesity?
