Off Topic The Burly Arms

It ain’t like that for everybody Bru. I don’t have any of these issues with my missus.

 

My first wife would just spam credit cards and hire purchase agreements until we were skint, she even bought a brand new car once and put my name all over the paperwork and signed it for me.

 

nor me mate

mind you i put a limit on her credit card

 

No doubt there are exceptions bru

Plus it's not just money...other things...in general the thought of spending the rest of my life compromising little things is too much a price to pay for me.

Are we going to shops?... Yeah when I want...therefore issues

'Just going to watch Strictly babes'...'but it's ****, I'm not'

'Day off today babes, Suns out...have a day out?'... 'Sorry...it's not a day off if I'm driving you allover the place'

So many issues

 

was she then surprised when you told her you wanted a divorce

 

She got the hint when she caught me banging her friend.

 

Please tell me that was why she became your ex

 

Sounds like a nutter mate. You’re probably well rid.!...

The last bit is outright fraud.

 

All true, getting married is a commitment you should think hard before jumping in.

 

See my other comment.

 

Went to the dealership with plod and met her and the salesman there and suggested they correct the paperwork or we'll try plods idea. They changed it all there and then.

 

Elaborate.

 

She came home from work as she wasn't well and caught me doing her mate from behind in the living room. Good times.

 

Did she let you finish?

 

pics or it never happened

 

Was the car buying before or after?

If after you deserved it

 

That deserves a thread of it's own

 

You forgot to do the old 'leave keys in door' trick.

 

Must have been quite a shock coming home, not feeling too well, walks through the door, and the first thing she sees is your arse going like a fiddler’s elbow.