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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/09/man-...over-horses-caught-twice-in-24-hours-9138438/
    A man with a ‘long, long history’ of pleasuring himself in front of horses has been jailed for re-offending twice, just hours after being released. Malcolm Downes, 61, said he had been planning to see his doctor for libido suppressing drugs but instead went to a field after being freed from prison. He was spotted on February 18 in Bransholme, Hull, by a witness who thought he was urinating.
    During a police interview he told detectives: ‘I was sat on a bench. I was feeling sexy so I started to…’

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    GroveRanger, Apr 10, 2019
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Grove you'd rather **** in front of a horse than shag Rita Ora ffs <doh>
     
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    Toby, Apr 10, 2019
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I tried to have a **** in front of a horse but the poor mare looked miserable so I said "why the long face" <rofl><rofl><rofl>
     
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    EDGE., Apr 10, 2019
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I had a w.ank in front of a horse, she was so sexy I didn't last furlong.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Unbridled joy
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Saddle up and ride your pony imho
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    One trick pony.

    Amateur as Fingers would say.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I bet the chap in the article is sorry for making a foal of himself.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’m creasing <rofl>
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2019
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    What an Appaloser
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 10, 2019
  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Playing cricket?
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    too obscure
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Shawshank Redemption, great film <ok>

    "How can you be so obscure?"
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hahaha best thing you’ve ever posted, Herman Munster.
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Did you have your bit between her teeth?
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Thanks Fenster


    *Fester
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    *Uncle Fester
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Aw that fester?

    Thanks, Mike.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> nobody likes a bully, Trev
     
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  20. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If horses hat tits would they be GG's?
     
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