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https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/09/man-...over-horses-caught-twice-in-24-hours-9138438/
A man with a ‘long, long history’ of pleasuring himself in front of horses has been jailed for re-offending twice, just hours after being released. Malcolm Downes, 61, said he had been planning to see his doctor for libido suppressing drugs but instead went to a field after being freed from prison. He was spotted on February 18 in Bransholme, Hull, by a witness who thought he was urinating.
During a police interview he told detectives: ‘I was sat on a bench. I was feeling sexy so I started to…’

 

Grove you'd rather **** in front of a horse than shag Rita Ora ffs

 

I tried to have a **** in front of a horse but the poor mare looked miserable so I said "why the long face"

 

I had a w.ank in front of a horse, she was so sexy I didn't last furlong.

 

Unbridled joy

 

Saddle up and ride your pony imho

 

One trick pony.

Amateur as Fingers would say.

 

I bet the chap in the article is sorry for making a foal of himself.

 

I’m creasing

 

What an Appaloser

 

Playing cricket?

 

too obscure

 

Shawshank Redemption, great film

"How can you be so obscure?"

 

Hahaha best thing you’ve ever posted, Herman Munster.

 

Did you have your bit between her teeth?

 

Thanks Fenster


*Fester

 

*Uncle Fester

 

Aw that fester?

Thanks, Mike.

 

nobody likes a bully, Trev

 

If horses hat tits would they be GG's?