please log in to view this image https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/09/man-...over-horses-caught-twice-in-24-hours-9138438/ A man with a ‘long, long history’ of pleasuring himself in front of horses has been jailed for re-offending twice, just hours after being released. Malcolm Downes, 61, said he had been planning to see his doctor for libido suppressing drugs but instead went to a field after being freed from prison. He was spotted on February 18 in Bransholme, Hull, by a witness who thought he was urinating. During a police interview he told detectives: ‘I was sat on a bench. I was feeling sexy so I started to…’
I tried to have a **** in front of a horse but the poor mare looked miserable so I said "why the long face"