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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Has it **** everywhere yet, the septic twat?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So far she seems very submissive to everyone, even the cats. I'll be happy if that continues.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It appears to not need house breaking. As far as I know it's never had a real home before ours, but seems to know not to pee or crap in the house... Fortunately.

    I'm glad I didn't have to train it off that.
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    deballing really is effective. the peeing is getting first into not just anywhere but second breaking territory marking.

    if day 1 they per.outside great but run them in it big time if they do due to laziness.
     
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    Not usually necessary with a bitch, though. <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Doggie Ru Paul.
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    My dog is my Avatar, in case anyone thought it was a photo of me before my morning shave.
     
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    So, not for the first time in my life, I have some issues with Her Maj's tax collecting gentlefolk.
    I ring their helpline to discuss it.
    I speak to a very nice young (sounds it, at least) lady with a lovely soft Scots accent. I'm only looking for clarification, and there's no aggression or anything from me. About 5 minutes into a quite normal conversation she suddenly breaks down and starts crying down the phone to me:
    "Och, Ahm soo sorry Mr. saint" she blubs, "but Ahm no feeling too well at the moment, and Ahm a bit upse' - Ah do apologise, just gi' me a mohment".
    So I spend the next few minutes trying to comfort some girl I've never met and never will when I'm trying to make a complaint about something where I'm quite sure I'm in the right.
    I'm sure it's a tactic.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You old cynic <laugh>
     
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    Not really, my heart went out to her.
    I'm a soft touch with a crying female, can't help it - it's been my downfall many times over the years.
     
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    #sexist
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    "I'm sure it's a tactic." is what you typed. That's cynicism right there <laugh>
     
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    I had to call them, and after listening to music for 30 minutes spoke to a human. He was very helpful and sorted it all out in about 15 minutes. Yet to receive the letter with my new tax code though to confirm it was sorted correctly.
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    You self employed then?
     
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    Well, I don't encounter many tearful men.
     
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    <wah>
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Was going to say except luv
     
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    Your words hurt. :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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