I’m not angry, You’re telling me that you called your mum a c(u)nt when you were 9, I’m sorry, But that’s bullsh(i)t.
Unfortunately, every word of it is true. I didn’t know what that word meant. I’d heard my best friend’s older brother use it, and all the bigger lads laughed. I thought it was a clever thing to say. Mama HIAG taught me otherwise. If she had sat me down and explained that to me, I would have learned exactly the same lesson. It is to her shame that she resorted to violence. I cannot imagine beating my children the way I was beaten. I bet you’ve suffered a lot of beatings, as a child, Matth, yeah?
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...nd-vegetables-made-out-of-meat-20190406184461 A FATHER who banned his children from playing Xbox cannot believe how much work he has made for himself, he has admitted. Tom Booker hit his two children with the tough punishment of no Xbox for the whole weekend last night, and by lunchtime today was already trying to find a way of rescinding his ruling as a ‘reward’. He said: “Oh sure, it sounded good, and the shocked looks on their little faces were worth it at the time, but all I really did was make my life much ****ing harder for no reason. “Normally it’s breakfast, quick chat about whatever, then they’re on Minecraft and I’m putting on my football bets for the weekend then catching them again at lunch. Happy families. “But this morning they finished their Cheerios and just sat there blankly, then made me play a board game with them like I was the dad in the advert for the board game. “Then they got the craft stuff out, glue and glitter and the bloody works, and I had to sit there cutting up cornflakes boxes while they made inane chatter with me about school and their friends and the rest. I can’t do another day of this.” Daughter Daisy said: “It’s been really great, grinding Dad down by spending quality time with him. I can’t wait to level up by breaking his spirit entirely.” So very true, I had to buy him a ****ing £80 scooter because now he wants to play outside and then I get regular call to watch his new tricks. He also comes downstairs in the evening now and wants watch TV with us so we have to watch ****e suitable for a 12 year old. I remain unbroken but **** me this is tough, I just want to plug the little **** back into his Xbox and go to the pub not go on a family walk to get some exercise and fresh ****ing air!
You're mum must be in her 50/60s. She must say be saying. Get a job you ****. Get laid you ****. Get of(f) ya playstation ya **** Methhs ya ****, you've done another video. Turn of Billy Idol ya ****. Get out from under my bed ya ****.
My son is a delight most of the time. To be honest I don’t know why he’s so lovely and can’t believe how lucky I got. I was a proper **** at his age and from what I’ve heard from the in laws his mum was a pain in the arse back then. Yet he’s a great kid, does really well in school, is good at sport, doesn’t give us much of a hard time etc. BUT when he plays that Fortnite **** he turns into a ****ing monster. When he’s banned from using the Xbox he gets into a rage but that quickly passes when we go and do something that involves fresh air.
