To kick this potential 100 pager off (ok, probably die a death after 2 pages max) may I present Ms Liz Hurley Then please log in to view this image Now please log in to view this image
I remember her before the face job, she had a real moustache. I bumped into her once at Helsinki airport when she had been beautified. She fiddled with my penis flirtatiously and she loved it.
Probably about four times! Dr Flexi-Jerkoff and Emperor Wang ....... an under-rated classic which was disgracefully ignored for 'The Oscars'.
In the same year a few of us lads went to see "Mary Millington's True Blue Confessions". It was very difficult to keep up with the complex plot.
The days of hair porn before women's parts looked like plucked chickens. Was that Traci Lords meant to have been doing porn when she was 15? Then please log in to view this image Now please log in to view this image
Of course. It would have been impolite not to. I even gave Jeremy a blow job for sharing his popcorn with me. All in all, a splendid evenings entertainment.
J lo @ 49 > j lo @ 29 Don’t want to make people sick by posting pictures tho. Her skin tone is ****ing repulsive