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The Annual Gold Barney Awards !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nice one there, Kiwi.
    You've let the cat out of the bag but yes folks ............. The Barneys are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stay tuned.
    ...............and now, a word from our sponsors.

    Folks,
    If you going to p!ss yourselves laughing watching this years Gold Barney Awards,
    at least wear your diapers!!!!!!!

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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ladies & Gentlemen!

    Your host for this years prestigious awards is none other than, Johhny Fartbags!

    Nominations are now being called for .....

    • Best Post of the Year Award
    • Best Thread of the Year Award
    • Best Picture of the Year Award
    • Best Comment of the Year Award
    • Plus.....

    • Please nominate 'your own title of the year award '
    Nominations will close in 7 Days from now!

    Good luck folks.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 6, 2019
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  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    . Best Gif of the Year Award

    . Best Joke of the Year Award
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 6, 2019
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, they will be included.

    Anyone else???????????????????????
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 8, 2019
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  5. Kittenish

    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    Best Looking.....that will be me.

    Best Side Dish...that will be me.

    Best Woman ......not a lot of choice with that one....so probably me again.
     
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    Kittenish, Apr 8, 2019
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    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    Ohhh don't forget Best Mistress.....or there will be consequences.
     
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    Kittenish, Apr 8, 2019
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    We should definitely have a 'gorgeousest avatar' award (where Kittenish's gorgeous lips would come a close second) :emoticon-0111-blush

    p.s. are these awards not supposed to be at the end of years, around the Christmas period :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 8, 2019
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    Don't forget Gordon, Diddley lives in Australia, so over there, Christmas is in June for them :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 8, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    best christmas thread
     
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    kiwiqpr, Apr 8, 2019
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Note - The Awards are presented each year.
    Some years may be horse years, some may be human years. Some may just be fcukin years apart!

    This post brought to you by Didley Squat Industries, makers of Squat Products.
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    When l can, l will write the nomination list, once members have finish nominating.
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Butt of the Year nominated.
    Tuesday Bounce of the Year nominated.
    Fart of the Year Post nominated.
    Best Road Sign of the Year nominated.

    Anymore????
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 10, 2019
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    Best Cat Image

    Best Sparkly Image

    Best Johnny Depp Image
     
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    Kittenish, Apr 11, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, after that short commercial break, lets get back to it!!!

    Ok folks, before we go any further, lets here from our sponsors......
     
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    Didley Squat, May 3, 2019
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  15. Eric Le Merde

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    That's Christmas in July, but close enough
     
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    Oh the Barneys, well how about one for the poster who inexplicably doesn't post for a long time and then suddenly reappears?. Lets call it the TWAT award
     
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    Eric Le Merde, May 3, 2019
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    Come on Didley, let's go !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 3, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    And the first nominee is eric
    The second nominee is wherever
     
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    kiwiqpr, May 3, 2019
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    The Where Are They award, in case you were wondering!
     
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    Eric Le Merde, May 3, 2019
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    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    I second that one ....

    brainbox_candy_cards151_1024x1024.png
     
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