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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So where are you going this Summer. Any plans?

    I’m going to Turkey twice (Marmaris/Side), my first trip to Malta and a cheeky few day’s in Palma soon.


    Cannot wait.

    This Brexit ****e has been wearing me down.
     
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    Zante in May. Somewhere in this country in August with the dogs, lakes probably or maybe Scotland. Also going to Prague in December
     
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    Hopefully off to visit my dad in Spain for a long weekend towards the end of this month then for a long weekend with the lads in Amsterdam mid-May. Hoping to get a week away with the missus later in the year but for **** loads needing doing to the house so will see how that pans out.
     
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    Going to Brittany with the family in June. Have rented a big gite for 15 of us. Getting the boat over can't wait.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Amsterdam in May, Spain two weeks August, Madrid in October and caravan in northumberland every weekend. And golf three times a week all year <laugh>
     
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    Love Brittany and the bread is to die for. Also have at Carnac, i think, an ice cream shop with a gazillion of flavours...:rolleyes:
     
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    For me I’m looking to rent a house or something in Sicily for a fortnight, probably about late August. Never been before so it seems as good a choice as any.

    Also have fancied going to Turkey but no idea where to stay as have heard a few stories both good and bad.
     
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    Did Madrid last year, very nice place. Went to see athletico play which was really good, stadium is well tidy :). I’m quite looking forward to going back to the dam, been before about 8 or 9 years ago and had a right laugh, enjoy it mate...you been before?
     
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    I havent been to either Chippy, looking forward to both, especially Madrid, might also try to get to a game. Where are you staying in Malta, mate?
     
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    I love Prague. The beers are legendary.
     
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    St Julian’s mate. Seemed canny when I did my research.
     
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    I’ve been to various places in Turkey a total of 36 times now mate. I’d recommend Marmaris and you can get some lovely 5 star hotels the same price as 3 star in Spain. Marmaris also gives you the option of a short ferry ride from Rhodes for a day trip.
     
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    Any in particular I should look out for? Never been before. Do love Pilsner Urquell which I imagine is popular over there
     
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    I've been to Prague twice and got waster on both trips on that stuff, it's lush like. Can't remember having owt else...apart from Absinthe, based on my experience you'd do well to steer clear of the stuff mate....proper head ****er !

    Midget pussy seems to be a big attraction over there for some reason so be prepared to be badgered about it endlessly whilst walking around the place in between bars. There's a couple of nice bars down by the Charles Bridge mate (see below), and there's a nightclub there as well which I've been in a couple of times which is pretty larey as well

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    Not sure what the Hookah Bar is but sounds intriguing and maybe worth a deeks, and there's a beer museum which I've highlighted as well you could maybe czech out (sorry). Haven't got a clue where else we went mate, the places circled above are all I can remember as they were early doors before getting quite merry :)

    Also looks like Chippy's been here before and left his mark :-

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    Bali in July
     
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    This forum is so much more informative than Trip Advisor.
     
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    My holiday plans are looking decidedly **** for this year. I wanted to go walking in the Andes but my daughter now can't come so that has now been shelved until next year. So now its 2 1/2 weeks in Manchester in April and a week in Turkey in June.
     
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    I hear it's at its best in the spring.
     
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    <laugh> @Ben 10 I think what Crone is saying is, make sure you keep looking down every now and then or you may owe for a blowjob you really didn't want.
     
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    Surprise blowjobs sounds class!
     
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