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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    My Dog chases people on a bike .

    It's got so bad I've had to take his bike off him !
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Apr 3, 2019
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  2. Schrodinger's Cat

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    WARNING!! SCAM ALERT***
    Keep an eye out for this girl and her friend. They are hanging around in Sainsbury’s Supermarket Longwater Lane, Norwich and when you are putting your groceries into the car they approach you asking for a lift to McDonald's. These girls are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car this one takes her clothes off while getting on top of you to distract you while the other takes your wallet. I've had my wallet stolen now on the 14th, 15th and 16th, twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow.

    Sainsbury’s have wallets for sale for £3.99 but I've found some in The Range for only £1.49 so have bought 4. Also, you never actually make it to McDonalds so I've also lost 11lbs
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    I'm overweight, but I identify as skinny






    I'm trans-slender
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat, Apr 3, 2019
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  4. woolstonian

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    Janet Street Porter goes into a bar and asks the barman "Can I get a large aperitif?"

    Barman says, "I doubt it"
     
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    woolstonian, Apr 4, 2019
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  5. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Great gag, but open goal missed ... change Janet to Jurgen Klopp and you get topical too. :)
     
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    fatletiss, Apr 4, 2019
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  6. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Apr 4, 2019
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  7. fatletiss

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    fecking brilliant <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    fatletiss, Apr 4, 2019
  8. davecg69

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    This made me laugh!
     
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    davecg69, Apr 4, 2019
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    Nicked it. Brilliant
     
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  11. davecg69

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    Not a fan, then, RJ?
     
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    I appreciate that it must be fun to play one in a group, and I have heard pretty virtuoso players dragging a tune out of those 4 little strings however my experience of them on the whole has been musical murder by over enthusiastic strummers. ..if I was on a desert island with a ukelele player, a: I wouldn't starve, and b: I'd have a paddle so would only be a canoe short
     
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    tomw24, Apr 7, 2019
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  14. fran-MLs little camera

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    What makes me angry is that this isn't food for hungry people....this killing is for 'medicines' which aren't even effective. The same things are happening to pangolins.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Anyone here been to Sicily?....thinking of booking a trip. Always wanted to go....because I love Italy....and this time I can make it happen.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Apr 7, 2019
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    I started watching a documentary last week about a man who works 7 days a week crushing cans of coke.

    I had to switch it off though, it was soda pressing!
     
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    I’ve not, but looked into it a lot last year and looks amazing. One of my Italian colleagues recommends it.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    As I will be going on my own I am planning to go with Riviera Solo. May not suit most people, but suits an older female to travel with similar people. It does look great, so am seriously considering it.
     
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  19. Saints_Alive

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    Here's one just for you RJ...:emoticon-0110-tongu

     
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    Saints_Alive, Apr 7, 2019
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    I’m off to Bologna on Friday. I realise this doesn’t help, but I wanted to say it, because Italy.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Apr 7, 2019
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