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Marmite or whipped cream

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    yeah whatever mate, i believe you
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    It's called self-control mate ( and only having one left). <laugh>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Commacho doesnt know what he's talking about, he's drunk on Bovril. Marmite is the food of the gods. Bovril is meh.
     
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    They don't really have veggemite in the US either. There isn't really anything analagous to marmite in the US. Not really anything exactly like bovril either. They have boullion cubes but not the same.
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    Salty dogshit <ok>
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Marmite s banned in Canada.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Really? Why?
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Apparently there’s some banned ingredients within.
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Must be the crack and heroin in marmite that makes it addictive.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Maybe it’s dyed jizz?
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is that addictive?
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    It’s a female thing.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Yanks love anything that is either ****y, or will kill you.

    That's why they eat marmite on toast while holding a semi automatic rifle in the other hand.
     
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  14. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Bird suggested ice once which was - well **** tbh.

    Another bird brought back some cyrup of some sort from an Anne Summers party which just made thinks sticky an unpleasant.

    Nope.

    Going in raw in the best way <ok>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Never seen a tank eat marmite. It's more likely peanut butter on a bagel while holding a semi automatic rifle in the other hand.
     
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