Marmite or whipped cream

I went kayaking on this river in Ko Lanta island off Thai a few years ago. Water was muck like the thames, probably because it was around monsoon season but not full on. Monkeys and **** hanging off branches. Single kayaks. As we ventured out the mouth of the river opened up and I saw the sea coming at me... fcking grey and fck off waves. I won't lie I **** myself, turned the fcker like an artic lorry and headed back just as the heavens opened up And that was a proper kayak!

 

There are sea-worthy inflatable kayaks... It's obviously your choice but I wouldn't take that one out on the ocean, it's not built for it. From their website:

"Great for experiencing lakes and mild rivers "

 

If it had been in 2004 it may have been even bigger waves.

 

Yeah but I like Danger... I don't read the small print.

 

mate it might not have been a tsunami, but the monsoon just starting to kick in and choppy aint the word.

 

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Sky on Not606 ^^^^

 

at least you know you're history mate. most would have been ****ed with that one.

 

Post "flooding" waters are disgusting even in the Western world. When water rises it mixes with all the trash and junk that is at the waters edge that might have sat there for months and becomes an instant bacteria bio hazard.

Last hurricane that came through here, the post flood warnings said to stay off rivers because all the excrement from the nearby pig farms had been washed into the rivers making them.toxic.

 

@PISKIE

 

don't bring him into it,

 

Marmite fest storage? Be careful Milk smearing the stuff about, the pair of you might be mistaken for Mr & Mrs Obama..

 

I've been kayaking around mauritius as well. Those two are the main times I went. It was fcking gorgeous, sunshine and the sea was fcking glorious and I understand what Sky and you mean, the buzz on the ocean was incredible. So peaceful as well I remember, I'd just stop and take in thee views and then carry on.

 

Sorry Comm private joke we notice you using of instead off and you're instead of your and how that can be fcking annoying in your midnight posts. It was just one of those

 

I imagine I could probably take 100 jars of marmite with me, a few hundred if I packed them in around my legs too.

 

, it's just an f or 2. I always get it wrong

 

Legs are always a good move for Marmite smuggling..

 

that fella who shot his wife through a door would be good at it..

S.A runner, ****ed if i remember his name...She was a stunner, and obviously didn;t like marmite.

 

I think it's your trademark mate, maybe stick it on the end of your name.. 'Commachio of'.... got a ring to it that like..

 

Or an 'i don't give an f'

 

Oscar Pistorius the murdering twat. She was beautiful both inside and out, not sure about the marmite like but Milk likes it, it's his thread .. so wtf..