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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, Apr 5, 2019.

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  1. Skylarker

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    See told ya... Jizz.
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 5, 2019
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  2. Treble

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    male or female

    (for the purposes of bodily fluids)
     
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    Your jizz has a strange consistency.


    / Not something I thought I'd ever tell anyone
     
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    A mixture.
     
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    This may be a daft question but does it have meat in it?
     
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    I'm in <party>

    So if I use it in sex, she and I just create more and more!
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    Yeah like bee's and honey. Math and Treble.
     
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    It's a bit like Bovril. You had Bovril?
     
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    birds and bees ffs. Matth and Treble = birds and bees <doh>


    Honey is when we have a threesome <ok>
     
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    Completely vegetarian. Yeast byproduct of the brewing industry. I think there are vegetables in it... But mainly yeast from the brewing industry.
     
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    Bisto?
     
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    This is getting weird.....
     
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    Thank you Milk, finally a sensible answer. I hope Livpl lose tonight, the quicker Sky fcks off to work the better! <whistle>
     
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    No Bovril ffs!

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    I'm at work, that's why I'm on here. Got my son all weekend until Wednesday which is nice <ok>
     
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    No.
     
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    Treble people drink Bovril... I know, ****ing weird ay? They spoon the ****ing stuff in a mug and add boiling water. God knows who came up with that, possibly Milk?
     
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    Nice one, you got anything planned?
     
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    Gaming 5 days straight <whistle>

    Nah, probably take the yacht out. If the weathers bad we'll jump in the chopper or something equally as boring.
     
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