Which is better in the bedroom? How many of you like to take a large jar of marmite and smear it all over your Mrs before lovemaking?
Whipped cream is just a bullshit urban myth, it turns into a runny mess due to bodyheat. Massively disappointed by it. I've never had marmite. True story. I have used melted candle wax though. Good for foreplay but otherwise overrated
Yeah, the canned stuff does tend to quickly turn to liquid, it does eventually even at room temperature. Real home made whipped cream might be harder to apply but would probably hold on as a solid longer. I bet coolwhip would work better still, but would be harder to apply.
It's a dilemma. Just sounds like too much prep. Melted chocolate is good, but leaves one helluva mess that someone will have to clear up after, although I have to admit the sex was great, licking, sucking, slipping and sliding in all sorts of places. But I would advise ginge against using it on his balls because it's bad for the dog.
Somehow it's passed me by in life. Not deliberate like. Now the whole advertising thing has got me too worried to try - I might love it... but what if I hate it? I can't take that kind of risk at this stage in my life.
See I'm really ****ing weird. I like it, I don't love it or hate it, I just like it. People hate me for it.
Vegemite... It has an almost meaty flavour... Like a salted meat, or strong spreadable gravy the consistency of honey with a salty-tangy kick.
