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Marmite or whipped cream

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

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    Which is better in the bedroom?

    How many of you like to take a large jar of marmite and smear it all over your Mrs before lovemaking?
     
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    "ooh baby you taste so salty and full of b vitamins"
     
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    Whipped cream is just a bullshit urban myth, it turns into a runny mess due to bodyheat. Massively disappointed by it.

    I've never had marmite. True story.

    I have used melted candle wax though. Good for foreplay but otherwise overrated <ok>
     
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    Yeah, the canned stuff does tend to quickly turn to liquid, it does eventually even at room temperature. Real home made whipped cream might be harder to apply but would probably hold on as a solid longer.

    I bet coolwhip would work better still, but would be harder to apply.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Always been a maple syrup kinda guy. <whistle>
     
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    I'm too busy ****ing to be playing snowflakey I love you games in the bedroom
     
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    It's a dilemma. Just sounds like too much prep.

    Melted chocolate is good, but leaves one helluva mess that someone will have to clear up after, although I have to admit the sex was great, licking, sucking, slipping and sliding in all sorts of places. But I would advise ginge against using it on his balls because it's bad for the dog.
     
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    <rofl>
     
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    You what?
     
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    Somehow it's passed me by in life. Not deliberate like.

    Now the whole advertising thing has got me too worried to try - I might love it... but what if I hate it? I can't take that kind of risk at this stage in my life.
     
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    They say you either love it or hate it, I like it on toast but only thinly spread.
     
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    See I'm really ****ing weird. I like it, I don't love it or hate it, I just like it. People hate me for it.
     
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    What's the closest thing it tastes like?
     
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    They hate you anyway Sky <whistle>
     
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    Vegemite... <whistle>


    It has an almost meaty flavour... Like a salted meat, or strong spreadable gravy the consistency of honey with a salty-tangy kick.
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    I'm like marmite, in a non-racist way. :bandit:
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    Jizz.
     
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    So that's why people turn gay!
     
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