Match Day Thread Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Do you have a special hanky for mopping up all that sarcastic drool you've dipped all over the place

 

In reply to Astro, it’s a special drool.

 

Indeed...

 

Spunk?

 

Rose says he can't wait to quit football.

Says the authorities are **** who don't deal with racism, they fine teams about what he spends on a night out.



Leaving aside how bad the authorities are.... who wants to go party with rose Lads? Must have some epic sessions this lad.

 

The FA fine Spurs because Rose spends money on a night out?

Edit; never mind, worked it out. The FA issue fines that are equivalent to the amount Rose would spend on a night out

 

or uefa, or fifa or whoever.

given it was about 50k or something id say his nights out are pretty sweet

 

Hookers and blow.

 

Indeed

high end stuff no doubt.

 

tThe rest he just wastes

 

Jeez, you have a strange mind

 

Steven Gerrard accepts ban after Rangers boss is charged for comments made to Bobby Madden

 

about his desire to secure that prize.
Player Ranking — English Premier League
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Sergio Agüero

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19

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Harry Kane

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17

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Sadio Mané

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17

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Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

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17

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Mohamed Salah

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Raheem Sterling

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15

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Eden Hazard

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14

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Jamie Vardy

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13

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Alexandre Lacazette

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Son Heung-Min

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What’s this mess?

Is it more Harry Kane bashing?

 

You're the one thinking about Astro's spunk ffs

 

jesus.

 

Very poorly written, no excuse for it really

 

FSS

 

Think you will find someone other than me mentioned that.

Get back to Harry Klaim and plastic City fan posts.