Off Topic I had a poor day at work

Well you struggled with a little spider reference and started provoking the situation as if I was making some sort of racist inference. I guess you can’t get everything from Harry Potter eh?

 

Nope... I save it for when I can't be arsed with a twat ... you're welcome

 

Not when Piisit kicks in

 

I'll PM my address and I'll buy a crate if you do P&P? This non-alcohol, sweet tooth mother ****er will be your number 1 customer.

 

Would it be a black cauldron?

 

Will you put my name next to it? I've never been intelligent enough to come up with something to put on a banner

 

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You are getting weaker and weaker on here. Drinking in bed waitingfor hiag, cardgate, brbgate, flouncegate, essaygate, etc.

You're turning into a pathetic person ffs. Liven up.

 

... and yet you are still following me like a puppy, Jeff

 

I can put a pic of you on the banner with a big cheesy grin holding a bottle of my piss if you like mate.

Don't tell anybody it's piss though, alright ?

 

gary speed put some weight on.

 

... when you are all out of wit

 

Oooof

You might get told off from one or two for that comment.

 

Following you?

I've posted about 20 posts in a week, you stupid boring senile ****.

 

Should be retitled "Mutt n'Jeff" mutual bum slapping thread

 

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How many aimed at me, Jeff?

 

probably, it needs to liven up anyway.

 

My lips are sealed, mate.



Unless I'm taking a drink, but then I'll reseal them.

 

Let me know when you find some and we can dance.

 

I don't know, i'm not actually keeping track.