Bum or get bummed?

Were you doing Miss Scunthorpe 1972 up the ****ter after a curry?

 

Nice little French bistro actually ... her crepe suzette was still a tad flambe

 

but she still **** on you though.

 

If it gets you there, sure

 

you can try and polish it with posh words all you want. you stuck it up her ****ter, and she had a little poo on you.

did she send you a valentine card afterwards?

 

Nope ... but she sent me a pic of the jobbie for nostalgia ... she even gave it a cute name.... Commachio

 

You're getting weaker and weaker.

 

Go to bed Commdom ... take whatever you are drinking with you ... your constant raging is starting to bore with it's predictability

 

you're the only one who takes their drink to bed you sad sad sack, and you even admitted it, whilst you were ****ing over a hiag poll .

pathetic sexpest.

 

blah blah blah ... " Tel's mah mate, he's got mah bum, I've got his, always have, always will"

**** me... you're Jeffey Dahmer

Night Jeff

 

That doesn't make sense. Are you ok?