Metths might be your lovechild, as you were prowling the hills in Wales in your van, with a hammer and Rohypnol back in 1988. You ****ing Peter Suttclife
Nice that he taught you the tricks of trade though. Long haul drive, bit of rapping, then drive back.
First time I went to Wales (other than footie) was when I met my missus in the 90s ... so more chance of Matth being your by blow