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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Having aphantasia it's hard for me to judge that, but I would say it does sound plausible as long as her strap on doesn't cover any vital parts. I'm not sure how much they cover, I've not yet met Ms. Hayek.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not gay, Stop tagging me into pointless crap.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What have your emotions got to do with it?
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Well said mate ... make sure he rinses his bum hole first ... or use a condom ... nowt worse than **** in your foreskin <cheers>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So would Biscan <whistle>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'd be bummed by a woman <whistle>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    I've never tried, but the right woman, if she wanted to do it, I probably would too. Wouldn't do it with any woman, and probably wouldn't do it a second time... The woman would have to be a very good seductress.

    Salma Hayek, open invitation to my anus here.
     
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    My bum is very emotional.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gina from Spain. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <laugh>
     
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    A lot of people here find their bum religious and only allow freshly washed gonads up them on Fridays.
     
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    I thought you were supposed to go for the fishy place on Friday.
     
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    Wrong denomination mate.<ok>
     
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    So fudge on Friday instead of fish?
     
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    Yep, Holy fudge.
     
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    Sir i doneth my cap for choice of women, maybe just without the strap on
     
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    I’d let a fit bird stick a strap on up me (not too big mind) if it meant i could have a go on her after.
    Might learn to like it.
     
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    It certainly wouldn't be a requirement to be with either. <laugh>
     
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    They are two of my favourite women, well I’ll pass on Salma if she goes all dusk till dawn on me, yeah a danger **** can be awesome but that’s pushing it.
     
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    Seems as though I've stumbled onto a thread full of repressed ***s
     
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