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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 18, 2018.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Maybe they want you to pick on them? Maybe they crave your attention, they want to be like you, they want you to mould them into your own image by critiquing their flaws.

    I think you should pick on them.
     
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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yeh but what if he's telling them about Pogba and they don't want to know. What if Matth's got his Pogba haircut catalogue out during working hours and everyone's in their white overalls, trying to gather all the bees. Do they really want to bee seeing photos of Pogba? And won't it scare the bees away?
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I just got into work, and it's a bit **** tbh. I might set some wasps on someone, just to liven things up a bit.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    As long as he's not giving the bees haircuts to match Pogbas... Getting out his wee little scissors, and trimming away at the bees' fuzzy little bodies.

    Pogba haircuts is one of the main causes of colony collapse disorder. Too many bee-keepers trying to make their bees look like Pogba. It messes with their flight aerodynamic.
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    He's dyed them red and black mate. Doing it the United way. The ginger ones can fck off to Chelsea <ok>
     
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  6. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Until a customer with an LFC sticker on his car comes in
    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I think I found one of his in my garden yesterday. @Matth_2014 did you paint this bee? photo_1554387611383.jpg
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    That's a wasp Milk <doh> You think Matth doesn't know the difference? He does this for a living ffs!
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Threatening me.
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I thought he volunteered, so he won’t be getting any wages docked.
     
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  11. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Genuine question...Is Matth Jon Venables?
     
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  12. Treble

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    Well if he is, the plastic surgery went horribly wrong.

    Have you seen his videos.
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    They pay him in pots of honey <ok>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wasp honey is the best kind.
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    You get that vibe though.
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Juat **** of and jump under a bus, it's best for all your workmates,
     
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You do know Matth will find that offensive.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    @PISKIE <doh>
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's not very nice.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I like honey made by bumble wasps.
     
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