Maybe they want you to pick on them? Maybe they crave your attention, they want to be like you, they want you to mould them into your own image by critiquing their flaws. I think you should pick on them.
Yeh but what if he's telling them about Pogba and they don't want to know. What if Matth's got his Pogba haircut catalogue out during working hours and everyone's in their white overalls, trying to gather all the bees. Do they really want to bee seeing photos of Pogba? And won't it scare the bees away?
I just got into work, and it's a bit **** tbh. I might set some wasps on someone, just to liven things up a bit.
As long as he's not giving the bees haircuts to match Pogbas... Getting out his wee little scissors, and trimming away at the bees' fuzzy little bodies. Pogba haircuts is one of the main causes of colony collapse disorder. Too many bee-keepers trying to make their bees look like Pogba. It messes with their flight aerodynamic.