Bum or get bummed?

Having aphantasia it's hard for me to judge that, but I would say it does sound plausible as long as her strap on doesn't cover any vital parts. I'm not sure how much they cover, I've not yet met Ms. Hayek.

 

I’m not gay, Stop tagging me into pointless crap.

 

What have your emotions got to do with it?

 

Well said mate ... make sure he rinses his bum hole first ... or use a condom ... nowt worse than **** in your foreskin

 

So would Biscan

 

I'd be bummed by a woman

 

I've never tried, but the right woman, if she wanted to do it, I probably would too. Wouldn't do it with any woman, and probably wouldn't do it a second time... The woman would have to be a very good seductress.

Salma Hayek, open invitation to my anus here.

 

My bum is very emotional.

 

Gina from Spain. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

A lot of people here find their bum religious and only allow freshly washed gonads up them on Fridays.

 

I thought you were supposed to go for the fishy place on Friday.

 

Wrong denomination mate.

 

So fudge on Friday instead of fish?

 

Yep, Holy fudge.

 

Sir i doneth my cap for choice of women, maybe just without the strap on

 

I’d let a fit bird stick a strap on up me (not too big mind) if it meant i could have a go on her after.
Might learn to like it.

 

It certainly wouldn't be a requirement to be with either.

 

They are two of my favourite women, well I’ll pass on Salma if she goes all dusk till dawn on me, yeah a danger **** can be awesome but that’s pushing it.

 

Seems as though I've stumbled onto a thread full of repressed ***s