Off Topic I had a poor day at work

Yeah they do, I told one off the bosses that I was coming home early.

 

You beeing serious?

 

Seriously, You’re not my f(u)cking dad, This crap needs to stop, Grow up and act your age.

 

My mate Frank was sent home from work for sticking his cock in the bacon slicer. The bacon slicer has handed in his notice.

 

That joke wasn’t funny, One more crap joke, I’m putting you on ignore.

 

Don't be silly, I've stuck up for you for years and you treat me like this?

You've changed bro.

 

Finally, And I’ve not changed at all.

 

You have.

 

How have I changed ?

 

Thank you Matth. Ignore Sky he hasn't had to go into work much as Liverpool keep winning. Maybe take a hot bath and just go to bed mate

 

Firstly this thread is brilliant.

Secondly, mate you’re late 20s. FFS.

 

It’s never your fault Matth, yet you are aggy as **** in your vids... seems legit. Unless the other person is a complete basket case ****** on another level completely to you.

Honestly though, wind it in, cos if you get sacked for bullying you’ll be unlikely to ever find another job again.

 

You're lad ****.

Edit. This was for comedy purposes only and not really an actual insult @Matth_2014 y'****. Again though, comedy, don't get offended or pick on someone at work... Finding it hard to stop now.

 

You used to greet us at the door in sexy lingerie... Now it's always a mumu. You used to put your hair up, now you don't even wash it.

It's all that any of us on the forum can do to get a hello, when the game is on.

 

I’d give Matth a job. He’d be a great petrol pump attendant in one of those old school garages.

Polish yer hubcaps sir ? And don’t forget to fill up.

 

You don’t own a petrol station.

 

Imagine a conversation between him and Dribs in an alehouse

 

I don’t pick on people at my work.

 

Just don't go A.W.O.L. Matth, they'll dock your wages and I don't want you getting stung.