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Stomach ache or Head ache?

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Which do you prefer?

    Luckily it's my day off as I've been in agony all day with stomach ache. I've tried paracetamol and other remedies, including sailer jerries rum. Nothing worked...

    Just smoked a pipe of weed and it's gone within 5 minutes. That suggests to me in a very simple way that cannabis is good for you and a vital source of medication. Buts it's illegal, ****ing stooopid ****s


    I'd rather have a headache.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't suffer from either <ok>
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    Smoking weed 247 does that to you, lucky ****er!
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    No colds this year
    No Headaches

    and stomach aches are usually because the munchies got too much

    Na na na na naaaaaa

    Smoke Weed everyday
     
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  5. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Depends where I am I suppose.

    If indoors, rather have a stomach ache, as I can just sit on the khazi and drop a log whilst playing games or stuff on my phone.
    If outdoors, rather have a head ache, as a bit of fresh air and a bottle of cold water might sort the headache out or at least ease it up.

    Great thread, Sky, love it.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't get stomachaches, my stomach is made of iron, but I frequently get headaches and migraines.

    To me, stomachaches are worse, partially because I'm used to my head hurting it feels more normal.
     
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    Take some Andrews salt stuff and go have a dump.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    You've probably had some form of gastritis which is inflammation in the stomach. It's been shown that the CB1 receptor is in there and that's what THC works on. When THC binds to the receptor it causes a reduction in inflammation which is what would have eased your pain.

    Apparently this is all full of **** though and made up by stoners to justify their usage of the plant lol
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Am sure I read there is a head gut link. So the headaches and specifically migraines are a result of a bad gut. Or can be. It's why anxiety starts in the gut, as in queesy feeling etc but can manifest into migraines etc
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    There is a link between brain and gut via the vagas nerve. I don't think there is a problem with my gut though.

    I get a lot of migraines, my parents got a lot of migraines, and some of my grandparents get a lot of migraines... My sister gets migraines and 2 of my 3 children do.

    I really think that it is genetic.
     
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    Bloody hell Milky, it's a wonder you, your sister and your kids were ever conceived!
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Have all the bitches dumped ya then?
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sex actually helps with headaches... No joke, there are studies that show that having sex when having a headache actually lessens (but doesn't usually totally cure) a headache.

    Worth remembering the next time a woman claims to have a headache.
     
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  14. Treble

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    Aye this is actually true. I just chose to ignore it and would've got away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
     
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    Studies show that gay men get stomach aches more than straight men
     
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    Pictures to follow?
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    No mate, still in the game. Worked all weekend so been a little quiet but I needed a rest tbh.....
     
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-47831576

    Mate that U.S. west-coast lifestyle is to blame. You need to head to the Irish sea... or better still the glories of the North Sea.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    I'm half tempted to frogo my Asian thing for a while. But i don't know if i can be bothered with some white slut, and all the hassle.

    She probably wouldn't understand i just want to spunk on her face and not see her again.
     
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    Head aches can be cured easier unless they're really bad in which case sleep is the answer.

    Are you on your period?
     
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