****ting your pants, or throwing up all over the person next to you

on public transport? Which is the more humiliating, potentially?

 

I'd much rather throw up on someone... Yeah I'd act all contrite immediately afterwards... But I'd laugh my arse off the moment they were out of sight.

 

Throwing up on somebody isn't in the same league as soiling yourself on public transport. Definitely the first option.

 

Archers, just get yourself a colostomy bag or a sick bag, both will solve your problems

 

Throw up without doubt, I'd be lying if I said I'd never done it on public transport.

 

On somebody whilst on public transport ?

 

Oh nah not on somebody, didn't read properly obviously.

 

I threw up on a packed last train out of Charing Cross and tried to catch it and put it in the bin. Was a hopeless attempt to make the best of a bad situation.

 

I've thrown up on a train a couple of times and a bus one horrendous time.

 

The ones on the train weren't horrendous ?

 

How far away from your stop?
If its ten minutes or less i’d **** myself

 

Not as horrendous as the bus one.

 

Depends how badly you've **** yourself too. If it's just a wet follow through, then I'd take that everyday. If it's a full on dribbling down the leg and stinking of hot sweaty ****ty toilets, then I'd be torn tbh.

 

Details

 

Certainly not clear cut this one
Lots of variables

 

Let's just say it involved a speed comedown having been awake for like 50 hours or something, and grossly underestimating a hill I ran up to catch the bus in Summer.

 

In the daytime too Bus probably full of grannies and kids on school holidays. At least if you throw up on the night bus you're in good company with other wasters.

Good effort tbf mate

 

Hypothetically would you have to pay half fare for dropping one on a bus?

 

Both preferably.

 

Throw up on a person one side of you and during the retch, you **** your pants so badly it splatters all over the person the other side of you.