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Crack or Heroin?

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Never done either but presumably heroin is better?

    Would appreciate someone confirming.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Cracks better but prangs the **** out of you after a few minutes. That's why you need both, if you time it right they're the perfect storm.

    Both will destroy you and your families lives though.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Only ever tried illegal drugs once in my life .

    At a party and smoked something .

    Was so SO ill , never done it since .

    I say Illegal , because IMHO Alcohol is a drug .
     
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    It's alive !
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    Almost impossible to get unadulterated H in this country, consequently the life expectancy for a smackhead is alarmingly short.

    Never met a junky I didn’t like - never met one I’d trust, either.

    Crack or coke (it’s all the same, like beer and whisky) turns the nicest person into an unbearable ****, surprisingly quickly. Coke’s ****ing insidious because it allows the illusion of control.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I prefer crackoin.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    A snowball then ffs <doh>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm not up on all the drug talk, I'm a clean living person of solid morals.
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    0.1g of heroin and 0.1g of crack in a spoon, straight in your groin. Like taking off in a rocket then landing on a bed of duck feathers.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'll just have a beer. <cheers>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's not advisable without a tolerance, you will die. 100%
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Same here nowadays.

    Plus some erb and the occasional pharmaceutical :biggrin:
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nothing beats a cup of tea for me these days.

    Japanese Bancha tea is nice for an expensive treat. I also have some Moroccan green tea with mint; but Fortnum and Mason’s Breakfast Blend is the absolute bollocks for this old school traditionalist.

    Served with Hobnobs. Or toast and marmalade.
     
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    I like licking crack if that helps?
     
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    ^^^ gaylord
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    You not 13th stepping anymore? it's getting harder mate, they've been cured like me :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    ^^ That will only make sense to a very small amount of people btw
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    You can lick my crack for a bluey?
     
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    You’ve been away from Liverpool too long lad. :)
     
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