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Next Tory Party Leader

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Apr 1, 2019.

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Next Tory Party Leader

Poll closed Dec 26, 2021.
  1. Boris Johnson

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  2. Jacob Rees-Mogg

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  3. Michael Gove

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  4. James Cleverley (who?)

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  5. Amber "Nectar" Rudd

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  6. Jeremy Hunt

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  7. Dominic Raab (who?)

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  8. Sajid Javid

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  9. F*ck off Gas You C*nt

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I've been saying Boris wants the top job for years. Have you noticed he's kept his ridiculous albino barnet in check recently? All about the public image.

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    Apparently Michael Gove supports QPR but that doesn't mean he's not still a Tory c.unt. And he'd be Gove Ranger which is simply not on.

    Lord Snooty is also in the running but who do you think will get the job once Calamity May eventually buggers off?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    As long as they went to a public school, that's all that really matters.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It’ll be that bloke, whatsisname, the poncy looking one in the expensive but Ill-fitting suit. Thingy, him.

    Well either that ****, or another hideous looking geezer-bird.
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    As long as they’re white protestant.

    (If not Jewish)
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Maggie liked surrounding herself with Hebrews, iirc. Not sure how many Red Sea Pedestrians are in the current cabinet. Not many I don’t think.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Sounds like you’re an anti-semite
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'd quite like to see more of Penny Mordaunt.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not at all. Yids, Prods, Papes and Mohammedans are all the same to this Zen Marxist <ok>
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Bound to be a website for that sort of thing
     
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  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Just for you

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  11. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Johnny Mercer is the housewives choice
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It will be David Javid and the darkie vote will swing to the tories, first female PM, first darkie PM, the party of equal opportunity.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ fenian bastard
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <insert Fry pic here>
     
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  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Tony Blair should be making a bid, back to his roots the war mongering ****.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    See if I had an interest in politics, I’d kill my self ASAP
     
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  18. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Revoke and rerun the referendum and WE WILL RIOT OF THE STREETS.

    FGAU
     
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  19. brb

    brb CR250

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    Ken Clarke for PM, close the thread!
     
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  20. bayernkenny

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