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So he says "doubt it" and you translate that as "Pixie says that Poch is going to Chavs". Obsessed much?
Of course, We will be playing it at Wembley in two weeks in a cup final. How's Fat Argy Ball panning out via the cheese room end?
Derby manager Frank Lampard has dismissed rumours suggesting he is a contender to replace Sarri if Chelsea sack their head coach. (Evening Standard) That goes without saying! Lamps has a future at Derby. At Chavs, he'll get a honeymoon followed by a dressing room revolt.
Maurizio Sarri's fate as Chelsea head coach is set to be decided in the next fortnight. (Telegraph) This could be one of the most spectacular "called its" you lads have ever seen me make.
Sarri faces further scrutiny from the Chelsea hierarchy over his handling of Bayern Munich target Callum Hudson-Odoi, 18. (Mirror) The incompetent fcuker will also Probably get the blame for Hazard ****ing off, too. Sarri is set to become Chav's Santini.
Three post obsession from the forums resident third rate fat, bald wumster. Ps. Like like to take this opportunity to apologise for my club rag-dolling the spuds over two decades and for the mental angst it has patently caused.
Chelsea forward Eden Hazard's switch to Real Madrid is dependent on Zidane sanctioning the move for the 28-year-old Belgium international. (Marca) So, will Zidane heed Hazard's "come and get me" plea?
Spurs will hold out for £100m for all of 7 minutes then snap the first punter’s hand off who offers £35m+ for him. Eriksen can sign for Madrid in January on a PCA for £0 and Levy thinks he can charge them £100m+. What an utter *****donkey that lad is.
The Spuds worship the Shyster. They think he's some kind of miracle worker, when his legacy in nearly 20 years is 12 failed managers, selling all their best players and winning a milk cup. Long live Levy
He’s done a good job for the club. 25 odd years ago we were bankrupt, we now have a club challenging for the top consistently and one of the world’s best club stadiums. He’s not been perfect and has made some disastrous managerial appts. But overall, from where we were, he’s done a bloody good job.