Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I can assure you that I don't, Tel.

 

Not sure about the sending off. That offside goal though, ****ing hell. Actually felt sorry for Warnock...

 

It’s karma for warnock looking like noseybonk and reminding everybody of their worst childhood nightmares

 

Most things that you assure people of on here, are usually refuted and proven to be BS. Therefore we can now take it as confirmation that you pack da fudge.

When are you next planning to backflop off your stage btw mate?

 

On the contrary, practically everything I claimed is true.

There were some purposeful banter-like exaggerations that ought to have been obvious to all but the most cretinous of you.

It's not my fault that Leeds United are on a trajectory to eclipse you, along with City.

That's got to be your worst nightmare, Tel?

 

I expect nothing less from a closet Chelsea fan

 

Mate your team have taken less points in the last 5 games than Cardiff, Huddersfield, Bournemouth, Burnley, Brighton, Newcastle, Palace and Southampton. In fact the only club who have taken less points than Spurs is Fulham.

Leeds will smash your sorry bunch of flops to pieces

 

^^^^ rattled

 

funny cos it's true

 

Is that because it gives you heartburn?

 

Practically everything apart from all the bullshit.

 

What?

Fudge?

 

You said earlier you suffer heartburn. I wondered whether that's why you don't like 'packing fudge'? Don't make me explain it to you HIAG, I have a lot of respect for you and that would somewhat lower you in my eyes

On that note I like Michael Gambon's recount of when he went for a part in some film and they asked if he was a homosexual. Taking this as an expression of their homophobia, he replied he had been but not anymore. When asked why, with a straight face he replied "It made my eyes water" and they took it as serious.
I just threw that in HIAG because I know you enjoy a good anecdote

 

Thank you for that, Trebs.

However, I am going to have to insist that you draw me a diagram.

 

I'm not sure how that helps mate, but ok...

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I just sketched that, what do you think?

 

You edited from picture to diagram didn't you, you bastard!

 

So, is that old wizard “packing fudge?”

I’m confused.