You can't post anything on here without some sarcastic **** (could be ANY of us TBH) shooting you down. It's what makes the Scottish patter great.
Maybe you should tell her all your cyberspace friends have been slagging her tits, you may get a ' Cheer You Up ' shag out of it
LA isn't all that bad, just full of weirdos especially in Hollywood and there's **** ALL decent boozers apart from The Standard in Downtown. Think Harehills is worse to be fair, that was my other choice. Most of the muggings and murder cases go on there.In Chapeltown as long as you dont disturb the blatant drug dealers lurking at the street corners and dont look anyone in the eye walking past the illegal "eyes & teeth only" club then you're sound
Come on Magic, you need to push on through for the hairy bush pic. You can stop after that! Anport & Brum have young kids - they need something to keep them away fae the fireplace
She's basically begging me to shag her Think thats why she sent me the photo. I would, but afraid of her finding out where I live now I wish I was joking but I'm not.
LA is a bit of a dump. I liked Venice though, more weirdos than Hollywood somehow. Stopped the car in Inglewood for a KFC and all the "Gangsta's" were looking at me like I was some suicidal white-boy until I got to the counter and started speaking. Next thing I know I've got 10 black guys round me asking where I'm from and wanting to know all about Scotland. Pulled the "I'm a Highlander" one out and they just talk about the film.
"We Want Minge, We Want Minge, We Want Minge, We Want Minge" and I'm banging both fists on my desk as I'm singing that, by the way
We got off the metro at Compton for a laugh, took a stroll around for 5 mins then thought "this is ****e" so headed back up to Downtown Hated LA when I was in America, San Francisco pisses all over it and Vegas is just wild.
Did you notice there were hardly any McDonalds or Burger Kings in Compton but loads of Popeyes, Roscoe's and KFC's? Sounds racist but it's true! I was 17 and 19 the twice I went to Vegas. Total pish because I couldn't gamble. San Francisco was a laugh though, I ****ing loved Tijuana, ****ing mental place. Saw a "Donkey Show", those birds are mental doing that ****!
