Shamelessly plagiarised from GC, this is the thread to reveal your weekend plans, be they boozing, shagging, eating or going for a nice walk. Tell us your plans.
Pub crawl in South London, before going across to Parliament Square, to get my annual bath via our good friends the MetPolice's water cannon
I'll kick us off, got a busy weekend. Junior football training tonight when I'd much rather be having a pint, up early to drive to Manchester in the morning and it's Unived v Watford in the afternoon, pre match beers in Media City (this is in Salford by the way @RHC). Post match beers same place. Wake up with a thick head, take my mother to a garden centre apparently to buy compost, then take her our for a Mam's day meal. Will use the meal to sneak down a few hair of the dog. Hopefully have a bit of a kip in the afternoon in preparation for Line of Duty in the evening then bed and up stupid ****ing early to tackle the M6 & M5 en route to Bath Monday morning. Glad to share.
Not much this weekend, I'll be working most it, like most weekends. I'll be cooking both days... something with beef haven't decided yet. Sunday afternoon taking the kids go-karting. TV highlight of the weekend is definitely Line of Duty.
Lazy Saturday. Maybe go to swanage or the RSPB place at Arne. Watch the f1 qualifying .Sunday picking my mum up and taking her out for coffee somewhere , then to ours for some much and a glass or two of wine . Then take her home . Then watch the F1 race .
Eldest daughter has just got back from Dubai for Easter. She's staying in Manchester overnight. Meeting her and my youngest at 2.00 pm at The Thirsty Scholar. Then we're going to Chinatown for a chink. Can't remember what it's called, but it's fantastic food. Then all three of us back to Warrington to The Cheese for more beers. Getting out of there fairly handy, as there's a fancy dress on. Back to mine for spliffs, drink, films and music. They will then go to their mother's for some commercial **** the following day. Up at 11 am, shower and Cheese for opening time. Find out who got twatted at the fancy dress and then up to The Grange to watch us shaft the yids It's the first time I'll have been with both girls since we went to watch the Doobies and Steely Dan in London 18 months ago
Date tonight with girl I've been seeing over last month, might be the last one, see how it goes. Football tomorrow, playing for a mates team a few leagues below my normal one so hopefully be pretty easy, probably go for a few beers afterwards. Sunday is mothers day so will go round hers with some flowers and either take her out somewhere or cook something at hers. Nothing special really
Drinks in Soho, theatre, dinner in Shoreditch, then house party in Ladbroke Grove. Homework on Saturday morn then take daughter to Gymnastics, While I go for a run. Lunch in Sloane Square then Saatchi Gallery for Kaleidoscope exhibition in afternoon and out for a curry before babysitter arrives. Birthday bash in Kendal Rise. Take daughter swimming in morn, some core work while she swims. Then take her and Mrs to Isabella plantation and bike ride round Richmond Park. Or go to House of Vans skate park in Waterloo if weather is lame
Pick up my boy after work and going to see an old friend for a takeaway and kids to **** around. Hoping the weather holds out as been lovely here last couple of days, if it does will probably take a trip to the New Forest tomorrow and take his bike with me. Gonna have to sort my (and his actually) Mum's Mothers day **** tomorrow too as well. Sunday will consist of going to my Mum's house and then out for lunch, again hopefully the weather holds out and will probably go out for a few hours before watching the footy late Sunday afternoon. Well it's either that or argue with people on here about Brexit all weekend. Tough one.
Work tomorrow, then will pop in and see my old man who's moved into a nursing home. Few beers and tunes after that and a chilled evening. Sunday, taking my old dear out for Sunday lunch on Mother's day. Then back in the arvo to watch the Scousers for round two of roast spuds.
Don't forget the highlight of the week, **** stirring on the Saints board when we get thrashed by Brighton
Hopefully will find 3 spurs fans who like his or her (God...I am so ****ing great at this pc stuff) family enough to gimme their ticket for the first league game at the new WHL rather than witness the brutal ending of their family unit...failing that I guess I will be disposing of bodies and watching CSI to learn how to cover my tracks