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  1. Treble

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    I can watch Kelly's Heroes over and over again. Great film.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Teen jailed for shoving her mate off a bridge. Can’t even have a bit of banter nowadays without the feds getting involved.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Have you watched the video? She really does give her a shove. <laugh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah, top mate that. No need for prison. A shove for her would suffice. Me and my mates used to chuck each other off bridges all the time.
     
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    It was pretty high tbf. She really doesn't change her body position that is one hell of a belly splash.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

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    It’s her own fault really then, isn’t it?
     
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    Broke her ribs and punctured her lungs. It was a 50ft drop. If you don’t land feet first you’re gonna get hurt for sure.
     
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    What's a couple of broken ribs between friends. If she'd manned up and jumped there wouldn't be a problem.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My Mrs spent £12 on a jar of honey today, not a huge jar, a regular jar of honey. I think the only way I can deal with this is to eat the whole lot in one go to stop her ever trying such things again.
     
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    It must be raw honey mate. I posted last week it's bloody hard to find in supermarkets (unless you live near Waitrose or some **** like that) My compliments to the missus, you should be proud!
     
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    Good honey is really expensive. Paid almost 80quid for some Yemeni honey-comb when I was in Saudi. Its superb stuff though and not like the stuff you get in Tesco. They are often single pollen types and its bloody hard training the bees only to go to one plant type.
     
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    @Matth_2014 trains wasps apparently. They will probably work for less money/honey.
     
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    He needs to upgrade to bees - it could be much more lucrative for him.

    His head is also perfectly designed to fit the headgear:
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    Could be locally sourced honey which is good in the fight against hay fever. I need to get my Jar for this year yet...the local post office sells it. Must be someone like Matthew round these ends producing the stuff.
     
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    Do you get the proper raw stuff?
     
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    Raw honey is the way to go to get any health benefits

    The cheap stuff is pasturised at high temps to an inch of it's life, making it nothing more than a sweet gloop. Even manuka is pasturised albeit at lower temps, but still the goodness is gone
     
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    <ok> Nice one Fan.

    The usual crap you can get is less honey and huge amounts of added sugar.

    I prefer raw honey from abroad because it's a mix of honey from different regions. I've got this one called Odysea which is 100% and has a nutty marzipan type hint to it. Fcking lovely.
     
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    Not sure how proper is proper bru?

    Anyway...gotta jump in shower for Jumuah
     
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    The board game?
     
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    I'm not sure he's coming back... well not for 20 years :bandit:
     
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