Off Topic Women's Football

I thought that was a decent attendance.

 

39,000 at Juventus v Florentina this week.
Decent attendance by anyone's standards.

Not for me though.

 

I hate woman's football!!

There's only one thing I like woman doing and it's being lady like

 

And just what is ladylike?
Really interested to learn from a man, just exactly what l should be doing to class as ladylike.

 

I hope you are not addressing that question to Chaos - I sometimes wonder whether he is even human.

 

For me, a lady needs to be able to drink cans, wear a Toon top on non match days, stand her round and be able to explain the offside rule after downing a pint in one.

That’s why I married my missus.

She’s done all of those within the first week.

True story.

 

She must have been pissed off when you turned up in your Sunderland strip then.

 

And called her Marra.

 

My kind of girl x

 

In contrast

Chippy's cans are I'rn Bru, no Toon top will fit Chippy regardless of whether it's match day or not, he has never stood his round and he still didn't understand the off side rule even after his Missus explained it to him after he had had a sherry.

 

I've no interest in the women's game at all, but the BBC do seem to really push it on their sports section. I'd guess the pages about the ladies get a low amount of hits, but maybe I'm mistaken, and the BBC inclusivity policy is totally warrented.

Working in a hospital, my observation of ladies, is that the vast majority don't have a particular interest in football.

 

Society works best if men work and woman look after children.

 

What if they dont have any children?

 

They can still exist

 

Very generous spirited

 

MOTD on Saturday night. Men's football. Pundits - 2 women and 1 man

 

You're all heart mate

 

It must been Martin keown because there's enough testosterone in that Neanderthal to level it up

 

Finally someone notices

 

Paul ****ing Ince