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Poetic justice


A suspected poacher has been mauled to death and eaten by a pack of lions near a national park in South Africa.

The man's head and other remains were found in a private game park close to Kruger National Park, near the northern town of Hoedspruit, on Saturday morning.

Police, who are working to establish the identity of the victim, discovered a loaded hunting rifle nearby.

"It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions," police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe said.

"They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains."

 

He's a **** but surprised people are surprised

Even in the blitz people sought to rob those killed

When the earthquake happened in Kashmir ways they caught cops and foreign charity workers with sack full of sawn of arms

Basically they couldn't strip the gold bangles and rings off the swollen bodies so just chopped off the limbs

Its more "normal" than we think. I was writing about oxfam type things a while back and people just said I was bitter

 

Not debating that the guy is a scumbag, but the punishment fit the crime imo.
Too much emotional twaddle on here, none of y'all would make good judges.

 

I would ... I'd free up a lot of prison accommodation

 

Deserves a bump now that Jacob has just taken a dump on his disciples.

 

This aged well.

 

Farage rightly getting challenged in the EU house asking how many miles he had done in the march. I do believe it is insulting of the man to not participate if not for the whole journey a damn sight more miles than he has done.

 

Just saw that. Hilarious. The Brexidiots are making absolute tits of themselves.

 

I really am struggling to understand Mogg's - I slated him the day he stood up and made that ridiculous comment against May. What the hell did he think the outcome was going to be! He got stuck in his bubble and never thought through the what if's - May knew he would have to back track, she told them enough times, and now he has had to grovel cap in hand and say sorry Prime Minister i got it wrong He was rude and completely obnoxious.

Farage is being the same, he joins a march then fooking pops off in his car! It's the sort of thing i would do, join a march and fook off down the pub at opening time, but i don't expect it of our representatives, if I was paid to do his job i would at least make an effort to walk as many miles as possible, around whatever other duties i had to uphold.

 

At some point all but the thickest of Farage’s followers will twig that this was only ever a money spinning exercise for Nige. It was a revenue generating hobby that just got bigger and bigger. Anyone who thinks that the **** genuinely gives a **** about independence or sovereignty is a dope.

 

I don't really care about Nige's agenda. I will support whatever delivers a departure from Brussels. Unfortunately for me that means having to deal with the likes of Farage and Mogg's, however, i will still say my piece when they step out of line, which is a lot of the time and i have been forthright in saying so. And where the fook is Boris hiding in all this!

However, you only have to look at the WHOLE house to see the mess, none of them are any better than the other, the sad part is electorates have short memories when it comes to the ballot paper.

 

Boris has also switched camps and gone from hating the deal to voting for it. He’s come up with some bluster about what he needs to see in the deal to vote for it but as it hasn’t and won’t change since it was first voted on it’s just meaningless spaff.

 

It makes me wonder with Mogg's change of heart, whether some deal has been done in the back ground. Has she guaranteed them she will step down if they vote for it. Also if that happens, will the ERG attempt to take control of it with subtle changes. The fookers are up to something, either that or Mogg's has been bitch slapped.

 

I suspect she's agreed to go and their plan is to renege once they've had some time to reconsider how they hedge. Reneging will make doing any deal of any kind with any country difficult in future but they will have ****ed off to count their winnings by then so won't give a ****. They are doing this purely for personal financial gain yet they've managed to sucker a lot of people into believing that they are patriots who just want the best for the UK.

 

Politics thread... thataway people.

@Stan you can post there now.

 

Now that Mogg has made such a colossal u-turn, why is he allowed to change his mind and the rest of the country can't? I'd like to see him argue that one

 

My feeling is this morning after watching all the MP chat coming in, i reckon she has agreed to go. Too many MP's coming out and saying they are going to support her deal now, whether they will get enough votes to still see it though is to be seen. What's the reckoning that tomorrow, original Brexit date is when her deal is brought back to the table.