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A different kind of squeaky bum

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, Mar 26, 2019.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So the Welsh spanking thread raises another question:

    Any of you been done up the bum by a woman with a strap on?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 26, 2019
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Had an ex who tried shoving a finger up there, almost knocked the ****er out. <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 26, 2019
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Had he shown any signs he was like that before?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ah ****, I really needed to add "girlfriend" in there somewhere. :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 26, 2019
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  5. DMD

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    Given you've been arguing, you'd be as well to check he's OK with a threesome first. <ok> <<< no offence if this brings bad memories.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You've spoiled it now.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Not on a Tuesday ffs milk... have some decorum <doh>
     
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    Libby, Mar 26, 2019
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's an international break. Anything goes.

    The Cleveland steamer thread is coming soon.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Cruel bitch ... she could of at least extracted the strap-on first <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <whistle>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I knew there had to be one brave soul here!
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sexist thread, no wonder Metths hasn't posted on it.
     
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    Commachio, Mar 26, 2019
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

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    His head was the strap on ?
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Is that why he says '****' all the time on his videos?
     
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    Commachio, Mar 26, 2019
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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have had a nurse shove her finger up, to check my prostate, does that count?

    She was not fit
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 26, 2019
  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Did you even feel it, after all those cocks?
     
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    Commachio, Mar 26, 2019
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    to be fair, your cock was by far the smallest
     
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  18. Commachio

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    that's why i went first.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Matth has had me on ignore for years. I honestly don't know why, but the main reason he is the butt of a lot of my jokes now is because he has me on ignore and I think it's amusing.
     
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    Meh, I had a 65 year old man shove his finger up my bum.









    ... I probably should qualify that he was my doctor and wasn't doing it for pleasure., It was also a prostate exam.
     
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