Noticed there was a programme on Channel 5 last night on this, I didn't bother watching it as I have no doubt they probably dragged out the usual z-list suspects (who can't get a gig anywhere else these days) trying vainly to be whacky and funny and "out there" about forms of the humble potato. I'm not the biggest fan of crisps to be honest and would rather indulge in almonds or most kinds of nuts, with the obvious exception. If pushed though I must say I do rather enjoy the Walkers Sweet Chilli crisps. What say thee all? Being the first ever "favourite thread" on here, hopefully this will start a trend.
I'm not a big crisp eater though I do like crisps like I like my penises. Cheesy and with a zesty aftertaste that just sends you to ecstasy and back.
It follows similar shows on Britain's Favourite chocolates and sweets. I thought it would be on flavours of crisp but it was more focused on brands. No real surprise that Walkers came out top and according to statistics cheese and onion were the most popular flavour. I don't think Twiglets made the list.
I love Twiglets, me!! But then I love marmite right enough, so it follows. In the 70's at Hogmanay it used to be Twiglets, Cheese Balls, cocktail sticks with cheese/pineapple/onions, oh the memories, bliss.
"namby pamby" What a wonderful expression that is, always loved it. Like "snazzy" another criminally underused term these days.
It's not a party without Twiglets! I don't know what was inside those cheese balls you used to get in the 70's but it tasted like the Devil's smegma. Same fake cheese you get in TUC biscuit sandwiches, pure rank and it ruins a perfectly decent cracker.
If I were you I wouldn't go to a party no matter who was there since you are a ****ing prick. I doubt you would actually even turn up to your own party in fact you interminable bore.
I did once. But shhhhhhh, don't tell smelly Tobes, he'll get all upset and smell even more. If that's possible.