Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Thanks? I suppose.

 

I think you should go over there and explain how they played today against the mighty San Marino.

 

I'm on it...

 

I’m not biased towards United.

 

As one of the more diplomatic members of the forum I'm happy for you to get in first and suggest you justify this a touch as my natural response is "what the actual **** you one-eyed loon". Like I say, I'm the diplomatic one.

 

Prepare to go on the "ignore" button

 

We all know that mate, you haven't got £70m or anyone half as good as Kroos so it's a none starter

 

You seen our new Stadium lads?

Well played Levy

 

What's Kroos done this season that Sissoko hasnt?

Oh yeah Sissoko has scored zero goals and Kroos has 1...top player

 

What, this stadium?

 

Well if Levy's going to be playing I'll give it a miss.

 

The stadium looks lovely. Much nicer than the Camp Nou / Nou Camp.

 

I don't even like Kroos but would take him above the likes of Sissoko or Dier

 

**** me that's attacking. I like it!

 

Spurs are a bit late to the party. Remember when we all got our shiny new stadium, lads?

 

[Spurly drops mic and backflips off stage whilst motioning the "****er" hand-action]

 

It's ****ing awesome, Bruv!

 

Go to bed bru, Piskie and Skiddy aren't around to lap up this kind of third rate wummery.

 

I like the spud stadium, but a bit too much plastic for my liking

 

We're you expecting wooden benches?