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Breaking up

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I think you have to find a girl who is chilled and happy within herself. Mrs luv had no problems with me going away on football tours or a night out with mates, or I want to chill and watch a film that she doesn't fancy we have 2 living rooms and we'll just do our own thing. If she goes away to her mum and dad's for a weekend or out with mates again it's no problem.
     
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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    My view is different to most on here but I believe if you're constantly pissed off by the woman in your life then you probably haven't evolved enough in the relationship to be happy. But it depends on how much she meant to you in the first place and the person she is.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    One of my theories is this...theres roughly 7.5 Billion women on this Planet, lets just say for arguments sake half are too young or too old. So theres 4 billion women in this World therefore odds on youre with the wrong one

    My 2nd theory is similar to the 'what goes up, must come down' theory. its the 'if i can fall in, i can climb out' theory
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Holy mother of Christ, has he been drugged or is that thing a multi millionaire?

    It looks like one of the Ant Hill Mob in a ****ing wig.
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    4 billion... I see a flaw here Spurlock, surely that provides a good pool to meet the right one. Women are always going to be wired differently but plenty out there worth making a life long relationship with. And that makes that one you find worth the effort. I can only speak through my own experience but I found I changed her by constantly evolving myself.

    Don't get me wrong, depends what you want and she has to share your long term outlook/commitment in the first place. Far too many immature and self-obsessed women out there.
     
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  6. Edelman

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    You've got it right there :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    There's only 7.5 billion people... Approximately half of those are women/girls. The other half are either men/boys or Matth.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Obviously Spurlock one of those pansexual folk, and doesn’t care what the gender is, so they’re all women to him.
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    The natural progression of the "every hole's a goal" philosophy.
     
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  10. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Shouldn't have to work at it imo, if either of you have to do anything different to make it work then their not the right one.
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Got my figures mixed up a bit

    No Biggie

    Good morning all
     
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  12. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    A world completely full of women :emoticon-0107-sweat
    Sounds a nightmare :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    9 miles away....worth it?

    Screenshot_20190324-134308_WhatsApp.jpg
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    They're <doh>
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    She''s definitely a goer, but I'd give the blowjob a miss.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Just bumped into a ****ing startooper and captain Jack.....

    And a size 24 Lara croft <laugh>
     
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Well, hello!
     
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  18. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Where are you btw? <laugh>
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Comi-com/gaming festival in Weymouth.

    My son just won a Fortnite competition #proud <laugh>

    **** me there's some weirdos here...
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I didn't realise you're supposed to come to these things looking like a right ****. My bad.
     
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