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Weekend Thread #12

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 22, 2019.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Yes twelve, I checked.

    No football tomorrow so I get a rare Saturday lie-in. Kids party tomorrow and I am the designated driver so lucky me will be sat in a sweaty trampoline park with screaming ankle-biters.

    Junior is at a friend's party tonight and all her mates are round at our house getting changed.

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    GroveRanger, Mar 22, 2019
  2. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    You need the ****ing jail.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It would be much cheaper for the taxpayer if he just killed himself imho
     
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    Toby, Mar 22, 2019
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    FAO OP:

    Kill yourself please buddy
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 22, 2019
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    Overthrowing democracy via online petition
     
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  6. gas

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    Pub tonight watch the game.

    Off tae Devon tomorrow to watch a game and oot on the pish after.

    Drive back Sunday in time for church. Lunch then pub.

    ftp

    <party>
     
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    gas, Mar 22, 2019
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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    So polite but still naw. Chance of ogling teenage girls in the skants so topping myself isn't really on the cards. I wonder if the old bringing them a tray of milk and cookies in the middle of them changing clothes routine would work.

    "Oh, sorry I didn't knock but I brought you these!"
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 22, 2019
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    'I'm a pretendy *****, aren't I zany!'

    <doh>
     
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    Toby, Mar 22, 2019
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> I really have no idea if you are being seruous or not. Pics if serious please. Thanks in advance, buddy <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Mar 22, 2019
  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    On the positive side my daughter has a wide range of friends from many backgrounds and ethnicities. On the negative it was mostly these girls who turned up to get changed before the party. In the fight between ***** penis and racist penis I am sad to report that racist penis won.
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 25, 2019

  11. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Your chat is honestly bogging.
     
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  12. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We don't need to know about your penis.

    We want pics!
     
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    EDGE., Mar 25, 2019
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Mrs Grove took photos but do you honestly think I'd post them on here?!!
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 25, 2019
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Just post their Facebooks and we can perv at our leisure.
     
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    EDGE., Mar 25, 2019
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    "Steven McLean waves play on"
     
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    EDGE., Mar 25, 2019
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  17. GroveRanger

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    HAVE IT!!!!!!
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 25, 2019
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