Reassuring that we've mobilised the army in case of a no deal Brexit. When a Dutch flotilla sails up the Medway and French forces amass troops at both Agincourt and Waterloo and Lufthansa start dropping incendiaries on the flight path into Heathrow, we will now be in a position to deal with such situations. Edit: Sh!te, we've forgotten that the spanish fishermen might launch an attack on the British fleet off Trafalgar, call the Navy.
Meanwhile, absolutely skint Aaron/Arron/Aron/Arrrroooon Banks made the largest political donation in UK history from his empty diamond mines.