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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He even looks a little like him: Overweight, awkward haircut, looks slovenly even in a suit.
     
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  2. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Sincerely speaking I like Boris Johnson before, but his inordinate ambition has make me to dislike him<laugh>.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Just need to find he has a tiny penis then dye him orange and get him a few sex slaves from eastern europe
     
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  4. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Penis size
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    Man has always placed great importance on the size of his penis. Many cultures associate penis size with masculinity. Throughout the ages, it has come to symbolise qualities such as virility, fertility, strength, ability and courage.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    The solution to impasse may be may resigning now and Tories picking new leader fast then running deal... but... if gove wins I think it will be no deal.
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Not this one you didn’t as it was only launched last night.

    Get your name on it mate.

    1.2m and increasing by over 50k an hour. Keeps crashing lol.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I highly doubt that.
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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    ****ing brexiteer hicks trying to jam and overload it.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    It’s up to 1.55m now, so despite it continually crashing it’s an incredible statement from the populous in little more than 24hrs
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    it's just a tiny bit more than the numpties walking from Sunderland.
     
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  11. Tobes

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    Aye, just a tad, and already 1.2m more than the no deal petition managed in its duration

    But the wILL Of Da pEopLe or something
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    is it a record for a petition.

    btw I hear that many mps are looking at the break out of postcodes they can see in results (they can) and are dismissing it as their constituents apparently are not really voting on it.
     
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  13. Treble

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    French are pushing for an offer of an earlier extension date of 7th May without ANY conditions according to Channel 4 News.

    And added to that, the BBC's Europe editor Katya Adler said she had been told that a short extension until 7 May will be offered, unless by 11 April the UK says it will take part in European Parliamentary elections, in which case the delay could be until the end of the year.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    basically they really want UK gone and are just horse trading what they think they and throw may.

    just enough for her to lose vote be sacked and either new election or whatever.
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Jeremy Corbyn also went and had a meeting with EU today. Maybe talked of indicative voting or his own plan.

    I don't think this is all to get rid of UK, otherwise they could've just vetoed an extension altogether.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    he has no standing so while the tests who think may not being in a meeting where the 27 rightly are discussing thier response is an insult.... they ought to be focused on eu talking to uk opposition at all.

    I cannot believe twats think may not being in a meeting is an insult.. gave they paid no attention in last 2 years
     
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  17. Treble

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    That's because they haven't figured out that this is NOT a negotiation. She's gone cap in hand with a request. They are simply considering her request and in this instance the decision is theirs. It's ironic that in order to take back control we are now leaving all the control to the EU.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    abdicated control.

    what started as a negotiation has become an agreement made in good faith by only one side and reneged on by other side due to self interests and infighting.
     
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    Exchange with Alberto Naardelli

    "Updated draft conclusions: 'EUCO agrees to an extension to 22 May, provided WA is approved by the HoC next week. If the WA is not approved by the HoC next week, EUCO agrees to an extension until 12 April, expects UK to indicate a way forward for the consideration of EUCO. The wording in the conclusions is very clever. I am told it was driven by France & Germany."

    "Could you expand, please?"

    "Clement Beaune and Uwe Corsepius. Those two gentlemen are the top EU advisors of, respectively, President Macron and Chancellor Merkel."

    "And why is it “clever”?"

    "It keeps up the pressure on Westminster, does not trap the UK inside the EU against its will, and allows some time for the cross-party coalition of MPs at Westminster to bypass Mrs May."
     
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  20. Tobes

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    That’s quite clever tbf.

    If Mays deal passes next week then that extension provides the time for the necessary legislation.

    If it doesn’t, it provides time for Parliament to take control of the process before the deadline for a longer extension driven by the EU elections.

    It removes her only weapon i.e. it’s this or the cliff edge on Friday. She’s toast.
     
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