As St Paul wrote in one of his epistles "It is better to wish good fortune on ones neighbours than to hope they encounter bad tiimes." As eloquent as that sounds Ghandi summed it up best when he spoke up on the subject during his time in London when he said "suck my dogs cock you gooner mother ****er." And when Ghandi speaks you know its the truth.
Well now I have given you ****ers my take on history I am off to pollute the young disturbed minds of London with my brand of educashun...can you imagine their SATs answers after 3 years with me?
Q : State the Prime numbers from 1-30 A : **** Q : On the Periodic table, what is the chemical symbol for Sodium A : ****ing hate Arsenal Q : What major historical event took place in Germany in 1989 ? A : Pissy sock
It's a bit Arsenal really. Spursy would be Ole takes over when we're in 6th, we climb to fourth, and we finish 8th.
Spurs have to play Liverpool next and then City 3 times in April. I can see those games taking a lot out of them.
Quick look and I reckon we should get 19 and the other three will probably each get 16 from the remaining games. That leaves Arsenal third and it being goal difference between United and Spurs. We'd better start scoring some bloody goals! In our favour is our last two games are certain two wins.
I've had them drawing games they could very easily lose, Leicester away for instance. I've also not taken into account the EL. Chelsea will throw everything at it (if Sarri can be arsed, although he doesn't look like he will be) and Arsenal likewise, if only because their manager likes it a lot, so that will probably have a big effect. Truth is, both United and Spurs will more than likely get knocked out of the CL next round so will be less cluttered by it.
I just looked at each game in its isolation and gave the points all teams should get. Without trying to second guess anything. I've got us drawing away to Wolves and losing to City, we win the rest. Or should.
I did the same and got 12 for Spurs and had a look at their form for the last couple of months. Then thought hmmm... just about managed 2 point average after 30 games thanks to a good first half of the season.
Can still only see a minimum 14 if they draw the last two games, and I reckon they'll beat Everton at home last game. Ergo, 16.
