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Match Day Thread V Southern Team

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Mar 13, 2019.

  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Are you that ET lookalike rat, Dean?
     
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  2. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Is it still ok for "shoes off if ya love the toon?"
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    With all the poverty in this world and you think that flaunting your golf shoes whilst in the Pub is an appropriate celebration? Easy to see why the forum asked me to take on the onerous responsibility of ensuring non losing MD threads.

    Kids today, just don’t know their born.

    <grr>

    #annoyedonbehalfofothers
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    RHC is a good fellow lads. Nee Botha at all.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    My hairdresser...a young kurd fella...ran onto the pitch at St James a few seasons ago to get Aguerro's shirt at the end of the game after he scored against us <laugh> And subsequently got a ten year banning order and no shirt <laugh>
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I seem to recall that is enshrined law with the acceptable punishment of everyone hitting you with their shoe if you refuse.

    The little scrotes don't do that sort of stuff man.
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Your hairdresser.......ffs
    Does he do your lashes and nails as well.<laugh>
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bunch of puffs the lot of them. They are choirboys compared to some of the loons I used to see going to away matches on the train back in the 80s. You had to go mob handed of course, else you'd be in trouble. I remember one of the accessories of choice was a short umbrella, not as painful as the Millwall brick but still effective. 'What you lot all carrying umbrellas for when it's a warm, sunny day?' <laugh>
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I knew that would be spotted <laugh>
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Aye, there wasn't many choirboys amongst them.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Last time I saw Rex was at Wembley to watch the Heed. He and his buddies were a bunch of psychos, they could tell a few stories.
     
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  14. Judge Death

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    Reckon it's more back, sack and crack......
     
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

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    I second that, he's a top bloke.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> My curly perm as it happens <whistle>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who? <yikes>

    #random
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    https://www.skysports.com/football/...t-start-crowdfunding-appeal-for-arrested-fans

    Get your hands in your pockets lads and lasses...

    The NUST get a massive <doh>. I read a bit recently about the NUST and I was going to chuck my £10 in for a lifetime membership before I read this. Mainly because of the foodbank plus some of the other stuff. Attaching themselves to something like this is moronic, and I'll be honest its made me think twice.

    They've spoken to the families about what happened and decided there was no intention to commit a criminal act <laugh>. Yeah I'm sure they wouldn't tell their families any lies about their behaviour.

    Get to **** you bunch of tits.
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I would love to know who it was that made the arrests
    as a steward you do not have the power to arrest anyone only the police have that power
    in fact you are not allowed to restrain anyone as it's a physical assault
    all the stewards are allowed to do is usher you back to your seats or show you the way out
    and I didn't see any police being involved

    they have not been trained to legally restrain you like what you see bouncers do on door duty
    they have been trained and have a photo I.D licence to prove which has been vetted through the Police authorities
    might be different in Bournemouth, but i don't think so
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Don't think you're right.

    Think the position is that they have the rights of citizens arrest' (i.e. if you have committed a criminal offence they can arrest you and hand you over to the police) but in reality the police will invariably back up their actions, right or wrong.
     
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