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  1. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    A finger for a penis, or a penis for a finger?

    Discuss
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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  4. Spurlock

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    Another wasted thread
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Behave.
     
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  6. gooner4ever

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    Are you Matth
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I wish, I can’t use a video recorder.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Is that because you have lots of penises instead of fingers?
     
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    But can you spout bollocks and swear a lot
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Yes, and they’re all erect!!
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Yes. I struggle with racism, but I can do sexism really well.
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    Penis for a finger for the DP possibilities.
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I like the thought of pissing out the window whilst I’m driving.
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    ****ing on the bus will be far easier.
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Along with clearing up the load. Just wipe it off on the person in front
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Does the penis for a finger get hard like a real penis?

    It could cause problems either way.

    A flaccid finger isn’t gonna be much use, although a hardon finger is probably bad for sports day with your children.
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Fingers can get hard ons; all part of the experience and fun.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Dick finger then.

    I don’t see any advantage to having a finger for a dick other than to pick your own arsehole on the sly.
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    There’s the advantage that you could go out in public without having a cock for a finger.
     
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