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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Mar 18, 2019.

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What is the worst accent ?

  1. Scouse

    4 vote(s)
    21.1%
  2. Brummy

    7 vote(s)
    36.8%
  3. Yorkshire

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%
  4. Other

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%
  5. North Wales

    4 vote(s)
    21.1%
  6. North Wales

    2 vote(s)
    10.5%
  1. pieguts

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    They all sound like they’ve got a nasal complaint
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    It's definitely North Wales. I had it as Blaenau Ffestiniog or somewhere!
     
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  3. DerekTheMole

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    "Noth" Wales is my least favourite too, not that I'm a big fan of my own accent
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Norn Iron specifically Belfast, is like listening to nails on a chalkboard to me.

    Heavy Brum is the worst though, as even the most intelligent Brummie sounds like they need L & R written on their slip ons.
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I love southern Welsh accents on women :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  6. DerekTheMole

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    I completely forgot about that one. Horrendous.
     
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  7. DerekTheMole

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    Normal southern welsh accents i.e. anywhere outside of Cardiff are great.
     
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  8. Bodinki

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    Without a doubt.
    The reason its the most annoying isn't just because its sounds gay as ****, but because its made up.
    Regional accents cant be helped, but when you have someone from London speaking like a total ******, in a non-London accent, they have chosen to speak Spastic, it was an actual decision they made "hmmm, How could I possibly sound like a total ****? I know!"
    The annoying inflection they put on words ending in oo or ou or ew. Words like "you", "crew" etc. Just ****ing hunt them down and chemically castrate all of them.

    Troopz from Arsenal fan TV is a good example of this ****wittery......

     
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  9. DerekTheMole

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    I like Brum but they can be having the happiest day of their lives and they sound miserable. They're the UK's Eeyore.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hull is an abortion of an accent.

    Yer dropped yer farv pownd nurt in the rurd.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    That’s another **** accent.

    Sound like they are permanently angry.
     
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  12. DerekTheMole

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    Hondootedly, Mossis May is the divil incarnate...
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    That’s why it’s the best.

    Sounds good on birds too.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Exactly <laugh>

    I know people like Ian Paisley didn’t promote the accent in a great way. But it’s such a harsh clipped accent, it just makes people sound angry.

    @Tobes description was spot on, it’s like listening to nails being scraped down a blackboard.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Gtf

    I like my birds to sounds like women rather than angry reverends
     
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    NI birds don’t sound angry.
     
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    Why risk it, when a short distance south of the border will find you a beautiful Celtic lass with a mellow lilt that’s smooth like butter.
     
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    I know a part of you believes I talk like that but I dont

    Anyway my favourite is the Irish accent when spoken by an attractive female
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    I sound like these guys

    please log in to view this image
     
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