A warlord and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners.. Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic warlord decides to play a game.. He asks all the men from the village to stand in a line and strip down their pants.. He then instructed one of the wives of the men to be blindfolded and she should recognize her husband after examining the penis of the men standing in the line.. If she points to a wrong man,then she and her husband will be executed. The first woman nervously stepped out and she kept touching the penises until she found her husbands and declared it.... The warlord was disappointed that she succeeded. Then the second woman came forward. She was so nervous that she kept touching each penis for a long time and kept thinking for a while before rejecting them. She too recognized her husband's penis. Now the warlord got really angry. So he asks some of his soldiers to stand in the line posing as villagers to confuse them. The third woman started. She hardly took more than few seconds for each penis while thinking out loud "Not him" "Not him either".. This continued until she touched a soldier's penis. She stopped for a while and thought really hard "Not from our village" she muttered and moved on
Either the punchline is missing or I don't get it. Is it supposed to imply the woman has had every man in the village?
A 73 yr old woman is in court for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.!!
I find that joke offensive. I have a good friend named Penis Truck Lesbian. On a side note. In the US South "Lorry" is a moderately common girls name. They don't usually spell it that way it's "Lorri" or "Lori"... But they pronounce it "Lorry" not "Lawry". I take great pleasure telling them their name means "truck" in Britain. . Such an unfeminine name. One of these days I'd like to introduce a Chinese-American Lori to a Native-American Lori 5 times fast. They also pronounce the boy's name "Barry" as "Berry" which always sound oddly feminine to me.
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Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. "No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!" One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her Husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her 150 pound offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!"
I got a new job with the Samaritans last week....... I tried to phone in sick this morning but the ****ers talked me out of it......!!!
