The Ailments Thread

Funnily enough, DD, I have been watching some videos on varicose vein removal. The procedure looks pretty straightforward, but I doubt I have a steady enough hand for it.

 

The Continental Cafe in Maldon is calling.

I'll be back at about 2pm.

Bye.

 

Upload a pic of your lunch please

 

I have had it done.

They took one out of my cock that was 27.38972" in length.

True story, bro, innit.

 

Had a cold for two weeks now. Keep feeling wobbly and dizzy.
Arthritis in both feet.
Despite giving up smoking 10 years ago, my lungs are seriously ****ed after a life time of quite heroic heavy smoking.

On a positive note, the farmer Giles have settled down nicely, thanks. And I haven't had a stiff neck for weeks.

 

Ftfy

 

I think we know you’ve had lots of stiff penises.

 

This morning, I've woken up with a sore anus and there's wool all over my arse cheeks.

 

Any update on this situation?

 

I reckon stopping smoking after such a long time is actually bad for you.

 

I disagree but I'm not willing to enter into an argument with you.

 

I mean in a psychosomatic sense.

 

Still swollen

 

Squats and deadlifts at the gymnasium yesterday. I am f.ucking ruined now!!

 

Really? Even tho you don't have far to squat or far to lift?

 

Buncha spastic ***** ****s the lot of ya.

ftp

 

Thanks for joining in, gas.

Other than your rancid grundle, do you have any ailments to report?

 

Ma cocks a bit sore but that aside ahm fine

 

It's all relative dear chap. Back in the gym this morning and I think I've herniated my right testicle. This keep fit lark is hard work.

 

I stopped all efforts at keeping fit several years ago. It really annoys everybody that knows me I can still eat and drink what I want and don't put on weight